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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 03:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

They put up a sign reading

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What were Sauron's powers in The Lord of the Rings (LOTR)? Did he have any magic or anything like that?

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

Why do flat Earthers exist? Why can’t I see the Sun at night? Is it because Earth is not flat?

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

I dreamt my mother had died and I cried so much in my dream. What does it mean?

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

Is marijuana bad for you?

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Are rich people harder workers than poor people as a whole?

Minds and Behinds

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

A Rocket That Crashed on the Moon in 2022 Wasn't Musk's—New Study Reveals Its True Origin - Jason Deegan

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What is the story of how you met your spouse?

share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

How did the use of cows change in Indian culture over time? Is the value of cattle still important in modern times?

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

Why do wives cheat with black guys?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why do I want to suck cock tonight?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

What are tips for weight loss?

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

—— indirects on kuorans, irl and idols