What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 03:08

So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Why do flat Earthers exist? Why can’t I see the Sun at night? Is it because Earth is not flat?
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
I dreamt my mother had died and I cried so much in my dream. What does it mean?
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Are rich people harder workers than poor people as a whole?
Minds and Behinds
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What is the story of how you met your spouse?
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Why do wives cheat with black guys?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why do I want to suck cock tonight?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
What are tips for weight loss?
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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